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Joke of the Day
"That mini-heartattack you get when you sport a typo in your tweet."
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"You know what they say when you go black.... ....you're raising that kid by yourself."
"My girlfriend says I have a sharp tongue ... But I think she's just menstruating."
"What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons? They become sour krauts."
"Yelling ""YOU MONSTER!"" after someone farts in a public bathroom feels pretty great."
"""Do what you love & the money will follow."" Ate some pizza, harassed a telemarketer, & took a 6 hr nap in my underwear. And now, I wait..."
"There's no way smoking meth is as addictive or stressful as watching Breaking Bad."
"What do you get when einstein jacks off???? a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)"
"GUY 1: a bee flew in my eye GUY 2: I just ate a bird GUY IN BACK: I can't hear u TOGETHER: there must be a better way NARRATOR: windshields"
"What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes? ""It's all in the execution."""