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Joke of the Day
"Where do monkeys hang out? At the monkey bars."
Next Joke
"You ever hear about the guy who goosed the ghost? He got a handful of sheet."
"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans? Because they'll bite us!"
"Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!"
"My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about."
"Anyone can be an American unless you're Mexican."
"What's that one place in Thailand called? Ahh Phuket. Nevermind."
"Tuna comments What do tuna fish say pussy tastes like?"
"Singing ""cha cha cha"" during the pauses in 'Happy Birthday' is one of the most fun ways to momentarily forget we're all dying."
"Countless marriages could be saved by requiring urinals in private residences."