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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a fish with no eye? Fush"
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"What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean? scubGodivas."
"this joke off right. Oh! I wish I could go back in time and start"
"Whats the difference between vaginal and anal sex? The vaginal sex can make your day, but anal sex will definitely make your hole weak."
"What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus? Audi drivers have pricks on the inside"
"Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors? They have no function."
"What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead? A Lou-ouija board."
"how do you know if an asian man robbed your house your homeworks done, your computers upgraded, and 3 hours later hes still trying to back out the driveway."
"Who was King Author's most well rounded Knight? Sir Cumference."
"I TEXTED MY BOSS... ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?... HE ANSWERED: ""I don't know?"" I REPLIED: ""I'm not coming in this morning!"""