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Joke of the Day

"Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live,. So I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and asks 'does this taste funny to you?' Ba da ba, tshhhh."

"Do old people wear boxers or briefs? Depends"

"How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia? One steppe at a time."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing? Because the p is silent. Yes. My 9 year old cracked me up with that just now."

"Now I know why they call her ""head nurse"" It's because she is in charge of the other nurses...not what I was hoping for."

"What do you call a matador who lost to the bull? A mat'o'gore."

"Netflix is red, Xanax is blue. Put them together for a fun afternoon."

"How do you circumsise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."

"[THIS IS A REQUEST; DO NOT UPVOTE] Does anyone have a joke where the audience of the joke says the punchline? If this isn't the right place for this, kindly redirect me."