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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake"
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"[on date] Ok, don't let her know ur a vampire. Her: I think I'll have a steak. A STAKE?? [turns into bat and flies away]"
"So my pen died today... Unfortunately, it was decapitated."
"Which President is the worst at Jenga? Bush, because he keeps knocking down towers"
"Twilight is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its millions of fans insist you just don't understand."
"What does the Lego man do for fun? He throws a block party."
"What is Al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"
"Heres a good joke: Women's Rights."
"6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down."
"Is it ironic that the definition of female... isn't broad?"