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Joke of the Day
"A woman asks a bartender for a double entendre He gave her one"
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"Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia? Because the instructions usually say: ""Take after meals."""
"What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)"
"What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone."
"Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works."
"What's Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigher."
"Why was the guitar teach arrested? For fingering a minor."
"Speed dating (Don't say anything embarrassing) ""So do you ever eat raisins and then later poop rehydrated grapes?"" (DAMMIT!)"
"*Girl opens Xmas present* ""Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?"" ""Wait but that means-"" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*"
"My friend said they didn't want to die abroad... But I thought they already were one?"