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Joke of the Day
"Where does Santa get presents for bad kids? Kohl's."
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"Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wild dogs... One says to the other ""should we stop and outnumber them?"" ...   ""keep running you fool we're brothers!!"""
"What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman? The car salesman knows he is lying."
"Ever since I started working out every day, I can really see a difference in how accomplished I am as a liar."
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."
"Tomorrow's Thanksgiving! Have a fowl meal!"
"eyy gurl, r u part beaver??? cuz dam baby"
"Cookies Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says ""is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The second cookie says ""holy shit! A talking cookie"""
"(Nsfw)What must a vampire ask before he has sex? Is it alright if I cum inside?"
"Why I don't let my girlfriend play my PS4. 1. I don't have a PS4. 2. I don't have a girlfriend."