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Joke of the Day
"Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow? She didn't want six inches of snow all year long."
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"Two antennas met on a rooftop... ...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!"
"*thumb wrapped in giant bandage* CW: Oh my God, what happened? Me: Never challenge a hitchhiker to a thumb war."
"Make love to a woman's mind, and her body will follow in kind"
"Just been chatting to my neighbor's teenage daughter It turns out she's really into aliens and UFOs Which is cool because tommorow she's getting abducted"
"What do you call a Mexican with small muscles? No whey Jose."
"My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars'. I said: ""May divorce be with you."""
"[two hours into describing a criminal to a police sketch artist] ...But when he took off the mask, he just looked like a normal guy"
"What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates? Doctors without boarders."
"I was trying to decide on a good Chris Christie joke to tell at the party tonight... ...then I decided I would cross that bridge when I come to it."