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Joke of the Day
"Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow? She didn't want six inches of snow all year long."
Next Joke
"When a cashier asks me if I found everything I was looking for, I take their hand, look deeply into their eyes and say, ""I have now."""
"What online payment service does the Pope use? Papal."
"What do you get... When you donkey eats my roosters 2 feet? 2 feet of my cock in your ass!"
"Bear mace is like regular mace but you have to buy it at the maul... Thank you for your time."
"I have to stop saying ""How stupid can you be"" I think people are starting to take it as a challenge."
"Chestnut. What do you call a nut on a chest? A chestnut. What do you call a nut on a wall? A walnut. What do you call a nut on a chin? A blowjob."
"I'd hate to give a speech to nudists because I'd be nervous and then I'd have to imagine them without their skin on and skeletons are scary."
"The difference between 'butter' and 'i cant believe its not butter'... Is Marge-inal"
"Want to hear a good comeback story? Brokeback Mountain."