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Joke of the Day
"Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow? She didn't want six inches of snow all year long."
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"Why do chemists love bad jokes? Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions"
"Why doesn't the Jolly Green Giant patronize prostitutes? He has no room in his life for a fourth ho."
"A blonde is walking down the street with a pig on a leash. Someone approaches and says, ""Cool! Where did you get that?"" The pig replies, ""I won her in a raffle."""
"I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day. It was a shock to the cistern."
"A reality show, where you spy on your suspected cheating significant other, called Baewatch."
"Therapist: please tell me a little about what brought you both here today. Wife: We don't talk. Plus he is so literal. Me: My truck."
"How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first."
"Remember ladies, the knight with the shiniest armour has done the least amount of brave or cool shit."
"Turns out HR doesn't care if it's national underwear day, you have to wear pants to work."