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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted? T-REKT."
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"The odds of being killed by a shark are 1 in 3,748,067. So if you know 3,748,066 people who haven't been killed by a shark: avoid the ocean."
"Why do suicide bombers have 72 virgins? one for each chunk."
"How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb? Define ""light bulb""."
"Q: What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months? A: An Apple turnover."
"I hate it when kids say that they hate vegetables. Like what the hell did Steven Hawking do to you?"
"My dad's bread factory burnt down Now his business is toast"
"I'm diabetic, so could you pour some Splenda on me instead?"
"Don't know if this is original or not but... What is the top selling fruit in the world? Clay Aiken."
"Why do Pedophiles love Pianos? Because they can touch A Minor"