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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a girl is ticklish? Give her a couple of test tickles..."
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"How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind? At least I'm not black."
"Yes, of course I love French films. Have you seen Rugrats in Paris?"
"I tried to make my racing snail faster by taking off its shell But that just made it more sluggish"
"Judge: I find him... not guilty *Tom Brady breathes a sigh of relief* Cop: *cuffing him* So that's where the air was, huh? We finally gotcha"
"date: why are u talking to me like i'm a news anchor me: sorry i do it when i'm nervous. back to you, karen."
"Cop joke A cop accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He learned to never book a judge by their cover."
"I have an outstanding credit score and even know a dude named Tanner but I'm still not white enough to drink pumpkin beer."
"What do you call an introspective monk? A deep friar."
"Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager."