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Joke of the Day

"What did the American guy say to the French guy at the urinal ""Hey, ur a peein'!"""

"Why did the train engineer go on a rampage? He had a loco-motive."

"What did the voltage say to the current? What's up, ohmie?"

"The perfect response to ""there's a party in my pants and everyone's coming"" ""Is it a search party?"" Ba-dum-tiss.."

"Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale!"

"the biggest joke of all time Trump"

"Why don't men install urinals in their houses? Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)"

"18 years ago today, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved our country and our PLANET from an alien invasion. Never forget"

"That Indian food was tasteless, nothing special at all... It was quite daal."

"My girlfriend's angry because I got drunk and did a shit on the roof. Please tell me, how can I wipe the slate clean?"