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Joke of the Day

"Order a pizza then act confused when it arrives. ""A delivery for Aaron? Aarons DEAD. He DIED ordering a pizza in this house 10 years ago"""

"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple only comes on your face after puberty."

"I painted my computer black... thinking it would run faster but it just stopped working"

"I once put a bunch of grapes in a woman's vagina.... She didn't say much, she just let out a little wine."

"A lot of people seem to fuss about adding and removing an hour from the day. I think it's just a minute difference."

"Me: Bless me father for I have sinned... Priest texting me back: I already told you, I'm not absolving u of your sins unless you come in."

"What does a Trumpie say when they see video of Trump saying the N-word? ""I can't believe how racist Shillary is for showing this video."""

"Scanned a customer in the eyes with a barcode reader for being rude to me.... ...should have seen the look on his face, it was priceless"

"Why is Christopher Walken so tired? Because at night, he's always sleepwalken"

"Knock knock Who's there? Bill bill Bill Bill. Worst fucking joke ever"