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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do ducks look so sad? A: Because when they preen their feathers, they look down in the mouth."

"What do you call a mexican who just took a shower? A clean beaner."

"A bear walks into a bar. When he get to the bar he says ""I' ll have a rum and.......coke."" ""Why the long pause?"" asks the bartender. The bear replies ""Well, I am a bear"""

"What does the average drummer get on an IQ test? Drool."

"You know you're too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree then realise it was your air freshener."

"Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."

"What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud? They were PRONOUNS dead"

"I went to Alcoholics Anonymous last week. The first thing they told me to do was to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I stopped going."

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" NSFW The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"What is irony? Irony is when something has the chemical symbol Fe."