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Joke of the Day

"You know you're too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree then realise it was your air freshener."

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"Restaurant A friend said she heard there's a wonderful restaurant on the moon, but nobody goes there because there's no atmosphere..."
"Dance like the picture's not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Tweet like no one's following."
"What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something."
"Next time you're asked ""What's Up"" respond ""A delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house."""
"*peels off yoga pants to reveal even yogier pants*"
"Why are the people with the most annoying laughs the ones that find everything hysterical?"
"""Welcome to money management. Have you all paid your $200 entrance fee?"" ""Yes"" ""Excellent, never give money to strangers. Class dismissed"""
"My grandpa died in Auschwitz He fell down from the watchtower."
"What is the difference between a Caucasian and an Asian? A Cauc."
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