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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !"
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"What's the downside of house arrest?"
"Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender says would you like a beer? Descartes says ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes."
"My blood type is also my life motto: B Positive"
"Why is the Energizer Bunny such a slut? He takes 2 Ds at the same time"
"You can tell a lot about a person just by noticing how they continue to talk after you've sighed six or seven times."
"What do you call a Cuban on the moon? A Castronaut."
"I'm scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I'll run them under cold water for half a second"
"My Wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter. I dont know what she was more angry about, me having sex with our daughter or that the abortion clinic let me keep the foetus"