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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Indian with a question? Curry-osity"

"So you think you're a book Fan? Have you ever gotten a paper cut on your balls? Thought not."

"""I'll sleep when I'm Ned!"" -Exhausted pre-op who plans to go by Ned after the surgery"

"The police knocked on my door and told me my dog was chasing some fella on a bike. I said fuck off my dog ain't even got a bike."

"I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you."

"I went to a baby shower I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift"

"Why did the Canadian cross the road? Because that's the direction his car was sliding."

"Someone broke a hole in the nudist colony's fence. Police are looking into it."

"Your ignorance might be bliss for you but it's giving those of us with a brain a headache."

"JIMMY THE BULB Q: How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'."