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Joke of the Day

"JIMMY THE BULB Q: How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'."

"If everyone contributes a small amount of their income... Together we can pool the resources to defeat socialism."

"Did you hear the one about the iphone 7 headphone jack? [Removed]"

"Why does Hillary Clinton secretly want to lose the election? Because if she wins, she'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"What's the worst smell in the world? An anchovie's cunt."

"How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone? Put it into airplane mode."

"How do you find a blind man in a strip club? It isn't hard"

"I was masturbating, looked up and saw my mom standing there. I was really freaked out. Because she died 6 years ago."

"Doctor, doctor I think I need glasses!! You certainly do sir. This is a fish and chip shop."

"I got a sweater for Christmas... ...but what I really wanted was a moaner or a screamer. From: Jerry ""The King"" Lawler"""