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Joke of the Day
"Someone broke a hole in the nudist colony's fence. Police are looking into it."
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"My gf is getting glasses Hey guys - my gf is getting glasses on monday and I need a couple of jokes to fire at her - please do your best "
"If Slash made a joke... Does he tip his hat or drop his guitar?"
"When I tell people I don't speak English to get out of a conversation I randomly throw the word hemorrhoid just to bring it home"
"What's the most evil thing a human being can do?"
"Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!"
"Jokes about German Sausages are the wurst..."
"It was so cold last night I saw a lawyer with his hands in his *own* pockets."
"Gf: am I pretty or ugly? Bf: you're both hun :) Gf: what do you mean both? Bf: you're pretty ugly."
"To all the ""I'm moving to Canada"" people out there, you're being ridiculous. You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia."