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Joke of the Day
"Why do people with OCD like Family Feud? Because it's always black and white."
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"At the mattress store I set all the sleep numbers to 69, because I'm hilarious and original and sexy."
"What do you call a robotic prostitution ring? Nuts and bolts."
"I don't think peeing on a goose is the right answer.. But on the other hand.. I'm not sure it's the WRONG answer. -Drunk me at a zoo"
"How did the chewing gum cross the road? By sticking to the chicken's foot."
"If I could time travel, I'd make sure the guy who made up the word Walkie-Talkie got to name more things."
"It's so hard explaining puns to kleptomaniacs they take things literally"
"What do you call sex with an ex? sex"
"I can go from 2 to 0 testicles in 1.0 spiders."
"Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college? Her GPA was unda da C."