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Joke of the Day

"*pulls back your shower curtain* What did you mean by ""creepy"""

"10 Ways to disguise Click Bait! Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)"

"A bear is asking a rabbit a question ""Don't you have problems with shit sticking on your smooth fur?"" Rabbit goes : Naaah, I don't have a problem with that. So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit."

"*Opens a window and the wind blows 84 hamburger wrappers from my desk.* ""Oh no! My research!!"""

"I'm 100% sure Zebra's didn't earn those things."

"I for one, like Roman Numerals"

"I eventually understood USB Type C design... And now, I can't really see any downside in it"

"DOG BALLS Q: What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement? A: Sparky."

"Dance till you feel hurt. Sing till your lungs hurt. Act till you're William Hurt. - Phil Dunphy From Phil's Osophies (Modern Family). I have to get that book."

"Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you."