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Joke of the Day

"I deliver jokes the same way UPS delivers packages... ...mangled and missing the most important parts."

"What's the best part about having sex with 28-year-olds? There are 20 of them."

"To the girl with the nazi swastika avi that just rt'd me...... You just rt'd a Jew!!!! Enjoy your evening shalom"

"First time I saw a dry erase board I said thats ""remarkable"""

"I brush my teeth a lot longer when I'm around another person."

"Have you guys seen Stevie Wonder's new concert? Neither has him."

"What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary? A joint venture."

"Why did the hipster burn its tongue? Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool"

"Did you hear about the attempted shooting at the 2015 Pokemon World Championship? The gunmen tried to escape, but luckily, officers were able to catch'em all."

"I hate having sex with my partner while we're camping... It's two fucking in tents."