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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler hate juice? Cause it was too hasidic. ^^^I'll ^^^be ^^^here ^^^all ^^^week"
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"What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home? She moved."
"Confucius say, many hand make for light work, But one hand make for quick job."
"Lincoln cars can't turn left. They're all right, all right, all riiiggghhht"
"What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common? They are both green and get smoked in bowls!"
"Historically speaking, tanning under the sun first began in France during the bronzage."
"Hitler is walking in an extermination camp with the camp manager.. ""Why is there such a sweet smell in the air?"" Hitler asked. ""Today we're burning the diabetic"" answered the manager. Edit: Spelling."
"[DJ] A man dug three holes and said.... Well, well, well... Yes [DJ] = Dad Joke warning It's honestly my dad's favorite joke."
"Clinton fan: Emails? That's all you've got? Me: She sold the Saudis the jets that are massacring Yemenis Clinton fan: Emails? That's all you"
"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies."