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Joke of the Day

"How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl? They said, ""baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"""

"What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !"

"When I was young, sticking my tongue out to someone was like giving them the middle finger."

"I was going to post my best Madeline McCann joke but my parents would kill me"

"Can I ask you a question? Me and my co worker was having a good conversation about school that lasted about 20 mins. Then she said ""Can I ask you a question"" and I replied ""You just did"""

"Why did Nintendo cross the road? idk, Nintendo always does random shit and never explains it"

"[friend consoling me through bad break up] ""You need to eat, Luke. You can't just sit there"" *i start crying more* Karen & I used to eat"

"French-related joke (semi nsfw) When does a Frenchman get his morning wood? A bonne heure."

"*eats half a pan of brownies while making salad for dinner*"

"Sorting out Problems Remember, whenever you have a problem with someone, use hydrochloric acid. It's always a solution."