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Joke of the Day

"When she texts ""I Love You""... but Auto-correct changes it to ""who is this"""

"Have you heard the new hipster joke? Yea, I have it on vinyl."

"Fact: In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone."

"What does a racist get for their birthday? KK-cake"

"""WHAT DO WE WANT?!"" ""SELF-CONFIDENCE!"" ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!"" *everyone breaks eye contact and starts mumbling*"

"What do Jesus and your mom have in common? They both got nailed all night."

"Hello darkness my old friend... I've walked into a wall again."

"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day."

"What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry? Your mum"

"I was gonna make a joke on Reddit.. .. but I guess you've already Reddit somewhere."