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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic..... ... and so am I."
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"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is basically Saw, but with desserts."
"It's hard to tweet and change the baby's diaper at the same time.nnI probably should have waited until I got to a red light."
"When I wss a kid I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts For eating a Brownie."