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Joke of the Day

"Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !"

"Did you guys hear about the new cocaine dealer in town? I hear he comes highly recommended."

"Do I still have feelings for my ex husband? Yes. I think ""stabby"" is a feeling, right?"

"Cop lights should be called sex lights because every time you see them someone is getting fucked"

"Did you hear about the ghost who got a vasectomy? He had phantom loads."

"What did the prostitute say to her customer after he finished paying? ""It was a business doing pleasure with you."""

"With how fat America is.... With how fat America is, I'm surprised their currency isn't in pounds."

"Confucius say... Difference between camping and being homeless is intent."

"What is Tumblr's favourite branch of maths? Trigger-nometry... I'll see myself out."

"What seperates man from animal? Divorce!"