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Joke of the Day

"I have a friend named Scott who still forwards chain emails. As soon as I figure out what to do w/ the body I'll be Scott-free."

"What do you call it when Drake suicides? Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman"

"Christians will make a big deal about a cross But do you think Jesus is attached to it?"

"I wish labor day was 9 months after spring break"

"Hey Feminazis, I sprained my wrist jet-skiing this weekend, so you can shut up about the ""pain of childbirth."""

"Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break."

"What do you call a black prince? A british tank you racist."

"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me... ...to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."

"One of my co-workers just called the elevator a ""vator"". Anyways, long story short, this is my one phone call..."

"the most semi-awesome vegetable is the rad-ish"