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Joke of the Day
"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I shoulda cooked it at aloha temperature."
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"According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business."
"OOO! XOX. XXX!! - Reviews for ""TicTacToe, The Movie"""
"I was Hungary... ...So I Russia down the stairs, made a Turkey sandwich and had a chocolate Malta for dessert."
"*Brings pen to sword fight* Guy with sword : What's that? Me : Tis mightier! *Gets beheaded*"
"A duck walks in to an alternative medicine practicioners office. Points a wing at him and says with a frown: ""Quack!"""
"President Obama states he stands with Hillary. ""So do I."" Bill states sadly under his breath."
"Americans are getting stronger Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."
"What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?.............Phil Ming"
"I just Googled 'Nicolas Cage jokes' and it showed me a list of every film he's been in. Well played, Google."