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Joke of the Day
"What do you have if you don't have a Kia? A Nokia."
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"""The top of my toliet seat is uncomfortable to sit on. I want it to feel like my living room floor"" - inventor of carpet toliet seat covers"
"If someone enjoys bondage, and they hang themselves... Does that mean they died from having a kink in their neck?"
"Go to www.JebBush.com"
"What do you call God in StarWars? A Skywalker"
"[job interview] ""You wrote here your biggest weakness is not knowing what irony means."" ""Ironic isn't it? Is it? I don't know."""
"I would do anything for my friends. Except answer their calls, return their texts, listen to their problems or see them. But anything else"
"Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding? Because it was Low key"
"What's the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."
"What do you call a Robert on a stick? A keBob!"