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Joke of the Day
"Do you get extra points for killing two birds with another bird?"
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"Whats the difference between a fridge and a vagina? A fridge doesn't fart when you get the meat out."
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"Donald trump wants to run for president, Why not? Wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home. (Snoop Dogg - /u/Here_Comes_The_King )"
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"How to make friends: Put your clothes on backwards so people don't notice you walking up to them."
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"just a racist joke do you know why **race of your choice** are so good at triathlon? because they run to get to the public swimming-pool and return home on a bicycle"
"On a scale of one to ten... ...you aren't getting a helpful measurement of your weight"