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Joke of the Day

"Research suggests that when someone disagrees with you, you should speak faster so they have less time to process what you're saying."

"What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !"

"what amusement park ride do jews not really care for? the holocuaster"

"Practicing for my audition tape for ""MTV True Life: Let's go huff some fucking glue"""

"Proof that getting kicked in the nuts is worse than giving birth. Girls often say, yeah I'd have another baby. Guys never ask to get kicked in the nuts again."

"I totally understand how batteries feel Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."

"Do something nice for your ex today, take them out. One bullet should do the trick."

"My Nissan uncomfortably seats 7 if any group of people wants to take an intimate road trip"

"Only if these women were as thorough in choosing a man as they are in choosing which selfies to upload on Facebook maybe they wouldn't get heartbroken so often."

"Police are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog."