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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...They're both stuck up cunts."
Next Joke
"My parents are both bisexual, but I never really felt loved or wanted around the house. I guess I am a bit of a by-product."
"What's the worst way to lose your job? By firing squad."
"I went to a psychic today. Ended up accidentally breaking her crystal ball. It cost me a fortune."
"[rap battle] Opponent: *crushes it* Me: Oh, I... umm. I thought this was something else... *hastily hides plastic wrap behind back*"
"Sometimes it's fun to pretend that all old people are part of a 'who can take the most steps over the shortest distance' contest"
"Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane? Do I really have to answer that? Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel?"
"How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap."
"I hate when women try to talk about sports... You don't see me in the kitchen telling them how to make a sandwich."
"Wat did the romans say when they put jesus on the cross? ""Nailed It"""