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Joke of the Day
"My signature sandwich is called ""Hamnesia"". I forget what's in it."
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"What was the name of the knight who sat all the way around the Round Table? Sir Cumference."
"What?s orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot"
"Out having dinner with friends. One of my friends mentioned the clothes I had on was gay... I told him, ""yes, they came out the closet this morning."""
"The New Yorker swims into a bar..."
"What does the nationalist sing at Christmas? Jingo Bells."
"What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing. Because the blind man can't fucking see him and even if he said something, the deaf man wouldn't be able to fucking hear it."
"The cashier told me to have a good New Year like my purchase of oven cleaner and frozen pizza suggests anything else."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as a choir boy!"
"Of my four girlfriends, I'm totally the orange Pacman ghost of the group"