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Joke of the Day
"i mute every grouptext cuz friendship is cool but also generally annoying"
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"Hey guys quick question. Uh I'm in K-Mart right now, which aisle would be the best for me to lie down and die in?"
"The accountant's prayer: Lord help me be more relaxed about insignificant details starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am Eastern Daylight Saving Time."
"France FINALLY won a war! Too bad it was against Lance Armstrong."
"How can you tell if a Redditor is European? Don't worry, he'll tell you"
"Facebook would be way cooler if it was on t.v. : ""In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b!tch. Details at 11."
"The best part about having a homeless girlfriend is after our date I can drop her off wherever I want"
"Dance like no one is watching you while secretly videotaping to later be posted on YouTube so you become the latest worldwide laughing stock"
"Want to hear something funny? Women's Rights."
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey."