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Joke of the Day
"Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop."
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"My favourite joke - Two blondes are standing either side of a river, one asks the other ""how do you get to the other side?"" The other replies ""You are on the other side...?"""
"What did the Jew say to the homeless man? Could you spare some change?"
"Another casualty of 2016... Ronda Rousey's MMA career"
"Stop being racist to kettles."
"you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow."
"The doctor said I have Matchbox 20/20 vision . . . Typical RobThomatrist."
"What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student? A pizza can feed a family."
"Sometimes a man has needs that can't be fulfilled in the home. [goes to animal shelter and pets all the cats]"
"Ladies, when it comes to stalking, I'm 100% behind you."