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Joke of the Day

"I had long suspected a rival robot lumberjack of stealing my wood So I checked its log files."

"What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong? [It's bigger on the inside](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)"

"All these ""reposted"" jokes are not really reposted They are just procedurally generated"

"I was going to invest in the Microsoft HoloLens but... ...Their projections weren't very good."

"2003: Fear that ppl from the internet will find me in real life. 2013: Fear that ppl from real life will find me on the internet."

"Girls in Thailand are like a box of chocolates Some of them have nuts"

"Malaysia Airlines passengers have recently been asked about their flight experience; 5% said they were satisfied. 10% said they were extremely satisfied and 85% said they were blown away."

"Mom! Mom! I'm pregnant!! Oh God, honey, where was your head at?! Ummm against the passenger door, I think"

"I'm planning on having a three-some with a chicken and an egg tonight I'll let you know."

"Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? She was a woman."