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Joke of the Day
"I had long suspected a rival robot lumberjack of stealing my wood So I checked its log files."
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"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it."
"I think I have procrastination disease. I'll go to the doctor later."
"Opening a gym... Gonna focus on power walking & door knocking. I'll call it ""Jehovah's Fitness"""
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