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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose ""B."""
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"What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? I don't know but your mother's a whore!"
"lol i'm kind of a total geek weirdo, im really into starwars, the most successful international action film franchise of all time"
"Q: What do you call a snail on a ship? A: A snailor."
"I'd expect Captain America to be fatter."
"Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean 'Ghoul-di-locks'!"
"If the star of Anchorman asks the singer of 'Happy' to star in his next film... Will Pharrell say yes?"
"If a tattoo artist... If a tattoo artist does an absolutely perfect tattoo on only one butt cheek, is that still considered a half-ass job?"
"On one hand, your leaving a wadded up Kotex on the bathroom floor is a great appetite suppressant. On the other hand, that's fucking gross."
"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""