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Joke of the Day
"A painting was arrested... It cried out ""I've been framed! Don't hang me!"""
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"Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates? Because they rappel men and women."
"The iPhone 6 looks pretty cool, but it still lets people leave voicemails, so they apparently haven't worked out all the bugs yet."
"Rocks think evolution is bullshit."
"Chris Brown only listens to his music.. on his Beats by Dre"
"I saw this sign that mad me shit my pants. It said 'bathroom closed'"
"What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL"
"[roommate hears me come in] ""how was the date?"" [face sucked back and teeth showing like im skydiving] apparently, I'm allergic to shellfish"
"Quit my banking job this morning I lost interest"
"What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this..."