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Joke of the Day

"3: I'm going to say hi to that boy on the bike Boy rides by & she waves shyly after he passes 3: He didn't hear me Me: Flirting's hard"

"What would happen if James Bond took Viagra? He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all."

"Why was ""six"" afraid of ""seven?"" Because seven was a registered six offender."

"There's an age where being drunk becomes pathetic but if you hang in there somewhere around 70 it becomes cool again."

"Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst?"

"What is a Redditor's favorite car brand? The Snoobaru."

"My balls are so big that my sac only holds one. The second one? You're standing on it."

"I hear the moon is a pretty boring place... There's absolutely no atmosphere"

"Two Irishmen walk out of a pub."

"When the doctor prescribed the millennium a medical dog he was surprised the patient asked ""how do i smoke it"""