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Joke of the Day
"Here's a tip for when you're feeling shit. Wear gloves"
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"""Normal people"" are the most fucked up people you will ever meet."
"You have 90,000 followers, follow 92,000, and all you tweet are @s thanking people for following back. Are you raising an army for Mordor?"
"""Are you listening to understand or to be right?"" ~ sometimes pretending to listen results in unexpected mutiple choice questions"
"A Mexican magician says to the audience: ""For my next trick, I will disappear on the count of three. Uno... Dos..."" *POOF*. And he disappeared without a tres."
"Well this beer isn't going to throw itself up."
"Sometimes I tell my And I laugh at them."
"Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die."
"What do Russians use to censor websites? The Inter-nyet."
"This is my favorite amnesia joke: Shit, I forgot it."