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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews sent him a gas bill."
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"Computers can beat us at go and chess, but we can still kick their asses at kickboxing."
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"Lesbians should not be allowed to buy dildos, they made their choice!!"
"I told the bank teller that I was changing banks & wanted to open an account ""Great. What's the name of your former bank?"" I said, ""Piggy"""
"Cello Green has T-Rex arms."
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"Bill Gates went into an Apple store... Farted, and stank up the whole place. But it's their fault for not having Windows."