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Joke of the Day

"No one in traffic ever catches me eatin boogers cause u all textin and drivin"

"Where do you send Jewish kids with ADHD? Concentration Camp"

"Had a dream some of my friends were mooning me, woke up at the crack of Don."

"Why couldn't the fruit get married? They cantaloupe"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass"

"Back in my day invincibility cheats used to be called God Mode. 90 kid's will understand."

"I saw a statue of Cinderella today. I didn't like it, but I found the plinth charming."

"Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok choose a corner."

"What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there."

"What is the most said band name during the holidays? U2"