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Joke of the Day

"Two hookers talking. One ask the other. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? To which the other replies No, but I've been swung around by the tits."

"Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof, woof, woof"

"What did the bullied microchip say? PIC on someone your own size!"

"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9."

"Me: There's nothing better than a quiet evening out with friends after a hectic week. Tequila: We're gonna fight every girl in this bar!"

"What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving of a cliff? A shame. What do you call an empty seat? A damn shame."

"Someone talking about something passionately automatically makes them 10 times cuter, unless it's Hitler... Then it's only nein times cuter"

"A group of lingerie models were protesting They were met with stiff resistance"

"TIFU by pretending to be stabbed by a jihadi."

"There are two types of people on Twitter. Those who can take a joke, and those who will copy it and claim it as their own"