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Joke of the Day
"Why does an ethiopian baby cry? He's having a midlife crisis."
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"This lady at the Edible Arrangement store acts like no one's ever asked for a corn dog bouquet before."
"I ate a lot. It tasted like cement."
"Jeb! Jeb Bush: I hereby suspend my presidential campaign with immediate effect. Audience claps Jeb: You guys are assholes!"
"I went to buy some condoms today, and I said to the pharmacist, 'Excuse me, I need some condoms.' He said, 'Just a minute.' And I said, 'Yep, that's my brand.'"
"What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common? They'll both make you one with everything."
"Apparently Burger King will be giving away free whoppers on October 13th to Special Olympians I'd be downs for that"
"Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!"
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta... F*ck you guys this is funny to me."
"I was at a restaurant when I noticed my waitress had a black eye... So I ordered really slowly, because she obviously doesn't listen well."