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Joke of the Day

"Why does KFC only sell christian chicken? Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list."

"My ex wife claims I have ""commitment issues"" like I didn't just wait in line for 30 minutes to get a hot dog at Costco."

"So, we're doing race jokes: What do you call it when 5 white people have sex? A family reunion"

"How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb? idk, you dtf tho?"

"Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? She was fed up with the hole business."

"What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow? Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe."

"Anyone else want to join my all Mexican tribute band? We are called Juan Direction."

"Just farted in my cat's face. That's what we call a power move, gentlemen."

"How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup? With 26 characters he met at a party."

"What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain."