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Joke of the Day

"Here's a joke about my browser history: [deleted]"

"Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!"

"I just finished reading a scholarly book exploring the African American experience in samurai culture- I highly recommend it! It's titled, ""Ninja, Please."""

"Alpha Kenny Wun Write that ""name"" down and ask someone you know to read it out loud during class."

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... one turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you wanna get..... shitfaced?"" (sorry if you saw this already)"

"You know what would be a good name for a cocaine delivery service company? Instagram"

"I should have made a website called www.reallydontfit.com and posted all the pics of fat chicks wearing skinny clothes this weekend. @MaleHonesty86"

"If someone tells you they made something with ""love"" DO NOT EAT IT! Cause that is just way too nasty."

"A wireless bra? They weren't tricky enough, now I need a password?"

"I stayed at my girlfriends family's place durring the Christmas break. Her father was being a prick and wouldn't let us sleep together, which is a shame, because he is a real good looking guy."