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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about dating a twin? Nobody can judge you on your age difference."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up."
"I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty. Makes things simpler."
"A cheap concert 50 CENT starring Nickleback"
"How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal."
"Life is like chess... We can't all be white."
"It is rude to Digg an article without first checking for gass, waterr or other utilityy lines."
"The Vatican just deleted all the Pope's tweets. Because NO ONE denies reality like the Catholic Church."
"*eats everything*"
"Loose weight I feel that the only option for me to loose weight is to either smoke crack or ingest a tape worm but they both require a commitment level that I am uncomfortable with."