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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? His body decomposed."
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"I like my sex like I like my barbeque, mesquite"
"Girl: So, how many inches is it? Pat: How many inches is what? G: You know.. P: Uhhh, about 200 dollars long. G: OMG, It's so big!"
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"Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party? Because he had to pick up the [pace!](http://imgur.com/21sH8sj)"