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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? His body decomposed."
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"What does relative humidity mean to a redneck? The sweat that forms on your nuts when you're banging your sister."
"Can't believe my dog just ran into Petco and left me in the car with the windows rolled up"
"""tell... my wife... i loved her..."" carl dies. NOO! U LOVED HER WHAT?! *shakes body* U LOVED HER... TITYS? HER CAT? *slaps face* PLS WAKE UP"
"What's the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass."
"I always go the extra mile, which is why my friends don't let me drive"
"""Hot, lo-cal singles in your area!"" - Diet ads for Cannibals"
"It was pretty hard to find a cheap way to get our son circumcised... ...But in the end we pulled it off."
"Funny Jokes, I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"I donate blood 5 times a year just so I'm less and less related to some of my relatives."