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Joke of the Day
"I thought I had a brain tumor but then I realized it was all in my head."
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"Oral relief 'Darling, I want some.... Oral relief.' 'You mean you want a blowjob?' 'No, I just want you to shut up.'"
"WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAILURE? donald trump"
"So the Pope joined twitter so he can ""Reach out to a younger generation."" He is certainly not the first Catholic to have done that."
"What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo"
"What happened when the two angels got married? They lived harpily ever after! "
"What do you call a group of squids? a *squad*"
"What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."
"In 3rd grade the bus driver missed my house but I was too embarrassed to say anything so I got off at the last stop and started a new life."
"What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident? An Errorist!"