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Joke of the Day
"What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post? The leisure centre."
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"For Mother's Day, I told my teens, I'm going to reenact every detail of each of your births."
"My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes... Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King? A:iron rings! Q: What does iron man do in his spare time? A: Iron clothes..."
"A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair"
"Now that it's abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit."
"Is there a class for just the karate noises?"
"How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? Asking because it's been a week and mine still hasn't."
"Me: You want to watch a horror movie for Halloween? Dog: Sure, put it on Me: *turns on Dyson vacuum infomercial*"
"Slightly funny gay joke What doesn't work? A gay dude allergic to nuts"
"Adults never get excited anymore about how big I got since they last saw me :("